I had a dream last night that there was a Tallest Man on Earth concert in my backyard, but for some reason I couldn’t get to it. Other people were just walking through my house and out the door, but every time I tried, I couldn’t open the door. It was extremely frustrating and I woke up very confused and sad. It was the worst.

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via triteleia)